Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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