I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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