Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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