so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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