Me too!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
she told me i tasted like america
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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