She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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