Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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