i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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