i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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