I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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its like you know when i get waxed
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I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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