Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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