Already got asked if we're dating
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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