Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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