I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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