Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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