why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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