I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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