Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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