WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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