It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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