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I cockslap morals
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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