I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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