Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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