google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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