Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I could fuck to npr.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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