i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
