Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish my penis had a tongue
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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