The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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