in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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