Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
