And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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