I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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