mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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