what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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