he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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