im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
whose parrot is this?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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