turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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