So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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