Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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