this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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