Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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