it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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