: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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