Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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