She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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