dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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