If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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