maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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