Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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