The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
