gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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