Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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