wrigley field is MILF paradise
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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